Total Medals Earned: 420 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,905 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (40/500 points)
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 11/16 (150/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
